Why make cute/lovely snow globes when you can make terrifying failure jars that scare people into loving you? Let's make doll part glitter bombs! 

Forgot to look at your friends bridal registry and now all the gifts are gone? Jk you want to make a personalized gift for them?! Great! Let's make etched champagne flutes (with acid?)!

Bachelorette parties should always have crafts. It's a stone hard penis fact. So let's make some penis drink differentiators and decorate some wedding night underwear because we're adults. 

The perfect craft for when you're so bored you'll do anything to pass the time. But also great for like, nurseries or something. Let's make light switch covers! 

What's more American than piñatas?! Jk what's more American than taking something that belongs to another culture and making it our own?! So let's make cheap America piñatas for the 4th of July!

Music festivals are the one place you can get away with weird, mostly terrible DIY jewelry because it's "quirky." So, let's make some scarf headbands, glitter rings and earrings and get weird! 

Seed packet flowers as earrings?! Is that even possible? It is! Should you do it? Probably not. But we're bored and they're kinda cool so, let's make earrings out of seed packet flowers what is happening. 

Beer cozies can be made out of anything, it's true someone told me. So let's make paper-mache beer coozies which can also turn into toothbrush holders because crafts are versatile. 

LOL that ^^ is not a picture of my craft. Mine turned out terrible. But hey, it's all the same in the dark/tastes the same. Let's make cake-in-a-jar and drink enough wine beforehand to not care! 

The Internet is dead, you heard it here first. So let's make some postcards out of pictures/books/whatever and get back to embarrassing our friends the OG way.